Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Three David Lynch-ian Moments in the Last Seven Days...

Here's three moments from the past week that would sit nicely in a GOOD David Lynch film - these are all true events.

Day 1.
It was a very windy day, I had to lean into it as it was almost blowing me over. I was on King St, up near the strip joints. As I look up, I see a bright red parka flying above the trees, arms spread, hood extended - looked like an invisible man flying backwards through the air. By the time I got my phone out - it landed in someone's balcony.

Day 2.
As I reach the 4th floor at work, the door opens and there's a young woman.
She looks at me. I wait for her to step aside so I can get out of the lift.
She looks me in the eyes and then she yells out: "This is the fourth floor!"
I say: "Yes. It is."
She just stands there.
So I walk around her, she jumps into the lift and that was that.
I was hoping to bump into her later in the day and ask what floor we were on, but...

Day 3.
An elderly gentleman gets on the tram and sits in front of me. Nice shoes, blue pants, blue blazer, nice shirt with very large cuff-links, hair all slicked back, brown case in lap.
He eventually pulls out a phone and starts talking. I only caught snippets, but -
"... we got some nice shots of the lady with her legs apart, yes... [mumble-mumble]... we got a very nice one with the husband on top... [mumble-mumble]... yes, they're very nice, very colourful, I'll send them to you, they're very colourful, very nice... [mumble-mumble]..."
   My first thought was - "Wow!, a private eye!", but then I thought "Maybe a pornographer?"
   I guess we'll never know - it was my stop.

There are two more working days left of this week, so hopefully, hopefully...

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Godzilla died... :-(

Nakajima-san died today, aged 88...



Fact: if you say "salt anus" while thinking of sultanas, you will most likely think you're saying "sultanas" even though you're clearly saying "salt anus".


Sunday, August 6, 2017

It's tiny!

A recent photo to give you some idea about just how much work goes into some of these collages...

...and where it ended up: 
(untitled - 2017)

Monday, July 31, 2017

Bored at work...

Slightly re-adjusted someone's desktop image....

"You seksi coz I em."


Accidental and most deliberately done collages

This one is an accidental one - dropped a piece onto another piece and liked what I saw:


And in case you're not in the loop - I've been posting all kinds of collages (old and new) on my tumblr: 

Wednesday, July 12, 2017


Hi there!

It has been a year, but The Infinite Collage has been updated with 4.19m worth of new stuff (this taking us to approx 75m/ 246 feet).

It's ridiculous. It almost didn't happen: I managed to lose 2 of the images I made for it, which I didn't realise until it was time for the update. Mat had 6 bits, I only had  four - what the Hell? But luckily I found them, they're now where they should be - and where you should be:

So go there!

This and other fantastic delights await you!